Dear M.A.L.adies:
As you may have heard, I've managed to get myself in a tight spot with my attempts to "engineer" my re-election, and now half of Iran is calling for my head.
My Ministry of Propaganda has been of no help to me. In fact, some of them have complained that "no one in the world could lie so thoroughly as to justify your position."
For a moment, I thought I was sunk. Then, I remembered your site! Truly, you have a talent for unashamed, bald-faced lying that is unequaled anywhere in my country, if not the entire world. I could certainly use the skills of men like you in fighting off this inconvenient "democracy" movement.
So, how about joining my team? I mean, it's not like you've got anything else (like, you know, photography) going on right now.
Sincerely,
Dr. Mahmood Ahmadinejad
President, Islamic Republic of Iran
P.S.: Can I call Mousavi an "unemployed homosexual loser" too?
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